to this guy that keeps commenting on my poetry

Dear Tim Flusk,

(allcaps are meant to be read as shouting.)

MY WORDS ARE JUST FINE!!!!!!!!! YOU WANT A WALKING TALKING THESAURUS? INVENT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 STOP TELLING ME TO PUSH DICTION IN MY WORK, IT IS JUST FUCKING FINE THE WAY IT IS! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY WORDS ARE COMPLICATED AND RHYTHMIC ENOUGH, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO EXTEND MY DICTION?! I CHOOSE MY WORDS SPECIFICALLY AND VERY CAREFULLY, I DON'T JUST THROW WHATEVER THE FUCK I FEEL LIKE INTO MY POETRY WITHOUT CONSIDERING HOW IT WILL SOUND, THE RHYTHM OF THE WORD AND HOW IT WILL AFFECT THE REST OF THE PIECE, HOW MANY FUCKING SYLLABLES IT HAS, THE COMBINATION OF CONSONANTS IN THE WORD, HOW THAT WILL SOUND IN CONTEXT OF THE REST OF THE CONSONANTS IN THE STANZA, ETC. AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO PUT A BUNCH OF RIDICULOUS SOUNDING WORDS IN MY POETRY JUST SO THAT I'LL SOUND SMART BY HAVING A BUNCH OF RIDICULOUSLY COMPLICATED WORDS IN MY FUCKING POETRY. THAT IS STUPID, HIPSTER-ESQUE AND THE BEST WAY TO RUIN POETRY FOR EVERY FUCKING HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET. PLEASE DO NOT ASSUME THAT I AM IN 8TH GRADE AND THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING WRITE POETRY-- I SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED MAJORING IN ENGLISH LITERATURE BEFORE I FINALLY DECIDED ON PSYCHOLOGY, SO DON'T ACT LIKE I DON'T FUCKING TAKE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE SERIOUSLY OR THAT I DON'T HAVE A FIRM GRASP ON IT. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I PROBABLY SPEAK MORE LANGUAGES THAN YOU AND I'M PROBABLY SMARTER THAN YOU. THOSE LAST POINTS DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT I'M GENERALLY TALKING ABOUT IN THIS LETTER TO YOU THAT YOU WILL NEVER READ, BUT I THOUGHT I SHOULD THROW THOSE IN THERE JUST SO I CAN INSULT YOU SOME MORE. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 


...asshole.


Love,
Arden